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Read moreQ: What does a lion brush his mane with? A: A catacomb! Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway? A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow! Q: What do …
Read moreSardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you."…
Read moreA sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.... =================================…
Read moreA Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter: Woh langra tha.…
Read moreThere's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singi…
Read moreRemember the song KYA DEKHTE HO from the film QURBAANI (1980) A Girl who is being gazed at by an eve-teaser asks the eve-teaser The Girl : " KYA…
Read moreNew born baby to nurse : Do you have mobile? Nurse : Yes, but why? Baby : Send SMS to God that I reach safely and ask him to send my Girlfriend …
Read moreEach and every Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his…
Read moreOne Day Tom and Jerry were gone to visit Thailand Tom asked Jerry "Will you marry me ?" Jerry Slapped Tom and said "U R CAT and I am …
Read moreAnniversary : When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said , “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all t…
Read moreA married couple have been driving in the country without speaking for half an hour, an earlier argument having led to the frosty atmosphere. As the…
Read moreA Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun g…
Read moreA customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bil…
Read moreHi, Due to recession, I had to leave my Girlfriend (as part of my cost cutting efforts). I need a new one now, so pass on this information to your…
Read moreLove is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love i…
Read moreMayawati and Lalu were sitting inside a hospital. Mayawati was crying loudly. Lalu asked " Why " ? Mayawati: …
Read moreLaloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other. Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table,…
Read moreGirlfriend: I can't marry you. I am one year elder to you. Boyfriend: Very Good, I love you so much that I can wai…
Read moreIf u care 4 me, i care 4 u, if u miss me, i miss u if u like me, i like u, if u msg me, i msg u if u forget me, i'm sorry this is where i'm d…
Read moreU are... I. D. I. O. T. I = Intelligent D = Decent I = Impressive O = Optimistic T = Talented R u smily now? * YOU IDIOT*
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Read moresardarji marries a girl. It's the second night after the marriage, when suddenly the silence is broken by the sound of a gunshot from the bedroo…
Read moreNice website for funny jokes : Young female teacher giving an assignment to her Grade 5 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started wri…
Read more2 Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other , "What's the big deal about g…
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Read moreHusband and Wife Jokes Wife : I dreamed you gave me $500 for summer clothes last night. You wouldn’t spoil that dream, would you, Dear? Husband …
Read moreAt 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give. At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious. At 40 - He is like a wate…
Read moreA woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog s…
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