Husband and Wife Jokes Wife : I dreamed you gave me $500 for summer clothes last night. You wouldn’t spoil that dream, would you, Dear? Husband …
Read moreAt 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give. At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious. At 40 - He is like a wate…
Read moreA woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog s…
Read moreBride tells her husband , "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "…
Read moreBra Shopping A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to b…
Read moreOnce there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of hea…
Read moreFunny Jokes A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gen…
Read moreLong Long ago in a morning, husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Altho…
Read moreOne afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mu…
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