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Why did the Chinese man bring a calculator to the bar?  Because he wanted to calculate his drinking capacity! 😂
Here’s another one: “Why did the Chinese man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he wanted to get high!” 😂
Why did the American cross the road? To get to the other side of the Great Wall! 😂
Why did China build the Great Wall? Because they heard that Trump was going to put a wall around the White House!” 😂
Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car! 😂
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 😂
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 😂
Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up the pants! 😂
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 😂
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! 😂
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! 😂