Top 100 Kevin Hart Jokes | Enjoy Kevin Hart Jokes

here are 100 Kevin Hart-inspired jokes for you:

1. Why did Kevin Hart become a comedian? Because he couldn't reach the top shelf for any other career!
2. Kevin Hart walks into a bar... and the bartender says, "Are you sure you're old enough to be here?"
3. What's Kevin Hart's favorite type of movie? Short comedies!
4. Kevin Hart is so short, he can do the limbo under a toothpick!
5. Why did Kevin Hart join a basketball team? They needed someone to dribble between their legs!
6. Kevin Hart's dream car is a go-kart!
7. How does Kevin Hart see over the steering wheel? He uses a booster seat!
8. Kevin Hart's favorite board game is "Sorry!" because it's the only time he gets to say it without being sarcastic.
9. Why did Kevin Hart bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to order a highball!
10. Kevin Hart doesn't need a step stool to reach the bottom shelf - it's right at eye level for him!
11. Kevin Hart tried to audition for "The Voice," but they said they were looking for talent, not height!
12. Did you hear about the new Kevin Hart diet? It's called "Stand-up and reach for your food!"
13. What's Kevin Hart's favorite kind of exercise? The high jump!
14. Kevin Hart went to a concert and ended up crowd surfing... in a shoebox!
15. Why did Kevin Hart become a stand-up comedian? He realized he could fit more laughs in a shorter amount of time!
16. Kevin Hart's favorite superhero is Ant-Man because he can relate to being small but mighty.
17. Kevin Hart challenged The Rock to a height competition. The Rock replied, "I can't see you down there!"
18. Did you hear about Kevin Hart's new clothing line? It's called "Petite Couture."
19. Kevin Hart's favorite song is "Short People" by Randy Newman. He considers it an anthem!
20. Why did Kevin Hart go to the amusement park? He wanted to feel tall on the roller coasters!
21. What's Kevin Hart's secret to success? He always stays one step ahead... because that's as far as he can reach!
22. Kevin Hart's autobiography is called "The Little Book of Big Laughs."
23. Why did Kevin Hart bring a step stool to the comedy club? So he could see eye-to-eye with the audience!
24. Kevin Hart went to a football game and was mistaken for the ball boy!
25. Why did Kevin Hart start wearing high heels? He wanted to feel closer to average height!
26. Kevin Hart tried to go on a roller coaster, but they said he wasn't tall enough to ride... even with his afro!
27. What did Kevin Hart say when he met a giraffe? "You're almost as tall as me when I stand on my tiptoes!"
28. Kevin Hart decided to take up yoga, but he couldn't find a mat small enough for him!
29. Why did Kevin Hart join a dance troupe? He wanted to be the king of the low kicks!
30. Kevin Hart went skydiving and landed before his parachute!
31. What's Kevin Hart's favorite fruit? The grape, because it's about the only thing he can reach on the top shelf!
32. Kevin Hart went to a job interview and they asked for his height in feet. He said, "On tiptoes or flat?"
33. Kevin Hart took a trip to the Grand Canyon and thought he was in a pothole!
34. Why did Kevin Hart become a comedian instead of an actor? He didn't want to get typecast as the "little guy" in every movie!
35. Kevin Hart's favorite playground game is hide-and-seek because it's the only time he can actually hide!
36. Did you hear about Kevin Hart's invention? He created a mini-ladder for people who can't reach the top shelf!
37. Kevin Hart's favorite saying is "Good things come in small packages... like me!"
38. Why did Kevin Hart start his own basketball league? He got tired of being the ball!
39. Kevin Hart went on a blind date and brought a step stool so he could reach the table!
40. What's Kevin Hart's favorite mode of transportation? Piggyback rides!
41. Kevin Hart tried to audition for the role of Thor in the Marvel movies. They said he was more suited to play Thor's hammer!
42. Why did Kevin Hart join the circus? They needed someone to be the height reference for the roller coasters!
43. Kevin Hart tried to audition for the role of a tree in a play. They said he was too short to stand tall!
44. What did Kevin Hart say to the tall guy? "Can you please stoop down a little so we can have a conversation?"
45. Kevin Hart's favorite basketball move is the ankle-breaker. For him, it's more like the shin-breaker!
46. Why did Kevin Hart become a stand-up comedian instead of a basketball player? He figured comedy clubs had lower hoops!
47. Kevin Hart went to a party and got lost in the crowd. They found him under someone's shoe!
48. What's Kevin Hart's favorite saying when he's feeling down? "Life may be short, but I'm shorter!"
49. Kevin Hart's favorite holiday is St. Patrick's Day because he can finally blend in with the leprechauns!
50. Why did Kevin Hart become a jockey? He figured horse racing was the only sport where his height would be an advantage!
51. Kevin Hart went to a petting zoo and got mistaken for a pygmy goat!
52. What's Kevin Hart's favorite type of comedy? Short-form!
53. Kevin Hart's favorite dance move is the bunny hop because it makes him feel tall!
54. Why did Kevin Hart join a circus? He wanted to be the only person in the show who didn't need a step ladder!
55. Kevin Hart's favorite bedtime story is "Jack and the Beanstalk" because it's the only time he feels tall!
56. What's Kevin Hart's favorite type of candy? Fun-size bars!
57. Kevin Hart tried to ride a unicycle, but it kept riding him instead!
58. Why did Kevin Hart start a YouTube channel? He figured it was the only place he could reach a wider audience!
59. Kevin Hart went to a basketball game and sat on the coach's lap!
60. What's Kevin Hart's favorite movie genre? The vertically challenged category!
61. Kevin Hart went to a concert and ended up crowd surfing in a shoe!
62. Why did Kevin Hart become a comedian? He wanted to prove that great things come in small packages... of laughter!
63. Kevin Hart tried to audition for a role in "The Hobbit," but they said he was too tall for the dwarves!
64. What did Kevin Hart say when he met a basketball player? "Hey, we're eye-to-knee!"
65. Kevin Hart went to a haunted house and got mistaken for a garden gnome!
66. Why did Kevin Hart become a motivational speaker? He wanted to inspire people to reach their full potential... even if it's just a few feet off the ground!
67. Kevin Hart's favorite dessert is a shortcake, of course!
68. Kevin Hart went to a concert and got stuck in someone's pocket!
69. What's Kevin Hart's favorite type of shoe? High heels, to give him that extra boost!
70. Kevin Hart went to a theme park and got mistaken for a child!
71. Why did Kevin Hart join a marching band? He wanted to be the leader of the short parade!
72. Kevin Hart's favorite card game is "Lowball Poker."
73. What did Kevin Hart say when he met a tall person? "I finally found someone I can look up to!"
74. Kevin Hart went to a movie theater and couldn't see over the popcorn!
75. Why did Kevin Hart become a stand-up comedian? He realized he could pack more jokes per inch than anyone else!
76. Kevin Hart's favorite saying is, "I may be small, but my laughter is larger than life!"
77. Kevin Hart went to a buffet and had to bring his own step ladder to see the food!
78. What's Kevin Hart's favorite dance move? The low shuffle!
79. Kevin Hart tried to audition for a role in "The Wizard of Oz," but they said he was too short to play a munchkin!
80. Why did Kevin Hart join a circus? He wanted to be the ringmaster for the shortest show on Earth!
81. Kevin Hart's favorite type of exercise is jumping to conclusions!
82. Kevin Hart went to a basketball game and got mistaken for the mascot!
83. What did Kevin Hart say when he met a tall building? "I bet you have a great view from up there!"
84. Kevin Hart tried to audition for a role in a movie about giants. They said he was too big for the part!
85. Why did Kevin Hart become a comedian? He wanted to prove that laughter knows no height!
86. Kevin Hart's favorite animal is the penguin because they waddle like he does!
87. Kevin Hart went to a costume party and dressed up as a garden gnome. Nobody noticed the difference!
88. What's Kevin Hart's favorite drink? Short shots!
89. Kevin Hart tried to audition for a role in "Alice in Wonderland," but they said he was too short to play a character in a land of illusions!
90. Why did Kevin Hart become a comedian instead of a model? He didn't want to be just a pretty face... he wanted to be a funny one too!
91. Kevin Hart's favorite game is mini-golf because it's the only time he can reach the top score!
92. Kevin Hart went to a basketball game and tried to dunk... on a Nerf hoop!
93. What did Kevin Hart say when he met a tall tree? "Wow, you're a real high achiever!"
94. Kevin Hart tried to audition for a role in a movie about skyscrapers. They said he was too tall for the part!
95. Why did Kevin Hart become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to prove that height doesn't measure funny!
96. Kevin Hart's favorite dance move is the shorty shuffle!
97. Kevin Hart went to a concert and ended up crowd surfing on someone's shoulder!
98. What's Kevin Hart's favorite type of ice cream? Shortcake!
99. Kevin Hart tried to audition for a role in "The Lord of the Rings," but they said he was too tall to be a hobbit!
100. Why did Kevin Hart become a comedian? He wanted to show the world that great things come in small packages... with a lot of laughter!

I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!