Anniversary : When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said , “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all t…
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Read moreBride tells her husband , "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "…
Read moreOnce there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of hea…
Read moreFunny Jokes A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gen…
Read moreLong Long ago in a morning, husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Altho…
Read moreOne afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mu…
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