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Post vacant Girl friend - Interesting application

Hi,

Due to  recession, I had to leave my Girlfriend (as part of my cost cutting efforts). I  need a new one now, so pass on this information to your female  friends.

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and  incentives are mentioned below:

Designation : Junior girl friend  (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with  excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the  Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age: 18-23 (if the  individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special  consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar,  but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly  ) :
• 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
•  Bike rides each duration 1 hour
• Trips to National Highways
• Kulfis /  Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread  Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
• 2 movies per month (on weekends)
• Visits to  Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of  Jeans or T-shirts according to demand (not exceed one per quarter) will be  gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the  shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and Un-professional  taxes will be informed on joining.
The probation period is 6 months, after  which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please  NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not  apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends are NOT eligible at all.

There is  more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral  program by referring their friends, colleagues etc.
Candle light/Tube light  dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.  
Search never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume  with

Subject:  Name/fresher-exp/age.
Photo must be attached in the email
Note:  Applications without photo will be rejected.


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