Funny jokes for Kids Joke

Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?
A: A catacomb!


Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!


Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?
A: Shredded tweet!


Q: Why do tomcats fight?
A: Because they like raising a stink!


Q: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
A: They are both ginger nuts!


Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
A: A catameringue!


Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A: A caterpillar!


Q: What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
A: A Peking Tom!

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