Wednesday, 21 October 2009

funny love sms forever

I am yours,
You are mine..

I promise that I’ll be here
FOREVER..

beside you,
loving you..

because no one can love me most,
none but YOU..

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

School Joke for Kids

The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Sesame Street following a Children's Television Workshop announcement that a homosexual muppet will soon join the show's cast. 'The letter D is proud to have brought you many wonderful Sesame Street episodes throughout the program's 28-year history, ' said Patricia Willis, public-relations director for D. 'But the letter D does not condone the sort of morally questionable lifestyles that Sesame Street is advocating with the introduction of this new character. It can no longer in good conscience associate itself with the show. ' Willis said D's withdrawal is effective immediately, and applies to both capital and lower-case versions of the letter.

The gay muppet, 'Bruce, ' will be introduced on Sesame Street Dec. '23

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Monday, 19 October 2009

funny english love sms

I Will Wait …

Till The Day  “I” Can Forget “You” …

Or

The Day You Realize “You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..

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Sunday, 18 October 2009

Funny jokes for Kids Joke

Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?
A: A catacomb!


Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!


Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?
A: Shredded tweet!


Q: Why do tomcats fight?
A: Because they like raising a stink!


Q: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
A: They are both ginger nuts!


Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
A: A catameringue!


Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A: A caterpillar!


Q: What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
A: A Peking Tom!

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Sunday, 11 October 2009

Sardarji calls Air India

Sardarji calls Air India.

"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

"Just a sec," says the receptionist. 


"Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.

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Saturday, 10 October 2009

Sardarji funny sms - i love u sister

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
 

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Friday, 9 October 2009

Surdar waiter chicken funny joke

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken, Waiter comes with the order, 

Surdar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? 

Waiter:Woh langra tha. 

Surdar: Dil? 

Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee. 

Surdar: Dimaag? 

Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!



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