With that?
The wife had had a hard day with the kids, her husband came home in a foul mood, and not much was said at all during a dinner which no one seemed to …
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After all is said and
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. Hotel Management System Software Hotel Management System software is a web based system…
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Olympic Ice Skating
It is the Olympic men's figure skating. Out comes the Russian competitor, he skates around to some classical music in a slightly dull costume, p…
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Morning Kiss
It's Harold's first day in the carpool. They honk the horn in front of his house and he comes running out. He gets about halfway down the w…
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Little johnny
teacher ask the pupils to put urinate in a sentance ,mary goes if i drink too much water i then have to urinate.teacher says well done next bobby say…
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A neutron at a bar
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks …
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Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised? The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant. Hotel Management System Software Hotel Management …
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Titanic Vs. Clinton
TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long. CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long. TITAN…
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A Moral Dilemma
Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one…
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Bush in Russia
President Bush, over the weekend, was in Russia. He's there buying duty-free vodka for the twins. Human Resource Management Software Powerful…
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The Top 14 Signs Your SUV Is Too Damn Big (Part I)
14> Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing." 13> Before go you out, you have to file for a parade permit. 12&…
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Knock KnockWho's there?Irma!Irma who?Irma big
Knock KnockWho's there?Irma!Irma who?Irma big girl now! SMS Management System Software This software used to Send bulk SMS (short text messages…
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And in October, William B.
And in October, William B. Singleton, 24, just released from jail in Belton, Mo., on a larceny charge, allegedly broke into a vending machine in th…
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Mother tells son how
"Mom, how did I get my name?" asked a boy "I name all my children after the first thing I see on the way to the hospital. Like your si…
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A tomato in an elevator
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator. Customer Resource Management Software CRM software is designed to help busines…
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More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in! Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an …
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Stock Market Worries
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors. A guy went to his financial adviser at t…
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George Bush, during his first Presidential campaig
George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign: "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job" Richard Nixon, while atten…
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Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a rep…
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Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively ath
Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer. Human Resource Management Software Po…
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College Essay
This was actually an essay written by a college applicant applying to colleges/universities. The author of this essay, Hugh Gallagher, now attends …
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Ineffective Daily Affirmations
As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring leve…
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Husband,wife with Beer
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll …
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Buffalo in Wyoming
A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough,…
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The Top 15 Questions on the Spice Girl Job Application
15. In space provided, tell us why you want, why you really, really, want this job. 14. Do you have any detectable vestige of talent, besides your …
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Sarcasm is
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you." Suburbia: where they tear out the trees &a…
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New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably …
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Q: How many lightbulbs
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?A: One. It isn't too easy.
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Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis: 10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off. 9. Those who have it think that those who…
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Glossary by Design
What the Engineer says (What it really means) A number of different approaches are being tried. (We are still grasping at straws.) We're wo…
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Estaba una se?ora y su
Estaba una se?ora y su hijo de cinco a?os, esperando para tomar un taxi; finalmente consiguen uno, se suben y mientras van andando el nene ve a una p…
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The appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store And asks the clerk how much is that T.V.?The clerk said sorry but we dont sell to blondes.So she goes home and…
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Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby …
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The Blonde Assasins
a gangter is down on his luck and decides to hire assasins to take out his competition. he doesnt have much money left, so he hires 2 blond assassi…
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Things learned from children...
Some things I've learned from my children: Super glue "is" forever. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still …
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Bridge Jump
A blonde and a brunette decided to hold a contest. The contest was simple: they would both jump off a bridge and see who would hit the water first. …
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Caring for your Wedd
A young bride and groom to be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concer…
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Bad Drivers
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! …
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Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam Vet GOD BLESS AMERICA! "In Memory of the Twin Towers" Warning song to Osama bin Laden (The tune of Rawhide) T…
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68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
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Knock KnockWho's there?Cozy!Cozy who?Cozy who's
Knock KnockWho's there?Cozy!Cozy who?Cozy who's knocking!
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