"Doc, I think my son has VD," a patient tells his urologist on
the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic
soothed. "Get him in here right away and I will take care of
him."
"But I've been screwing the maid too, and I've got the same
symptoms that he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied
the doctor.
"Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife has it too."
"Oh crap!" the physician roared, "That means we've all got it!"
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