Tuesday, 10 February 2015

Why English is a Pain to Learn

Comedy Joke Title:Why English is a Pain to Learn
Joke Description:

- The bandage was wound around the wound.

- The farm was used to produce produce.

- The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

- He could lead if he would get the lead out.

- The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

- Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was
time to present the present.

- A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

- When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

- If you broke it, lost it, need it cheap or just can't find it
anywhere else, find it at eBay!

- A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

- They were too close to the door to close it.

- The buck does funny things when the does are present.

- To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

- The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

- After a number of injections my jaw got number.

- Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

- I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

- How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


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