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Signs you May be Canadian!

Comedy Joke Title:Signs you May be Canadian!
Joke Description:

- you're not offended by the term "homo milk"
- you understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I
just spilled my putine."
- you eat chocolate bars not candy bars.
- you drink POP not SODA
- you know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "part at the camp!!"
- you don't care about the fuss with Cuba, its a cheap place to
travel with good cigars.
- Pike is a type if fish, not part of a highway.
- You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
- you have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
- you know that Casey and Finnigan are not part of a Celtic
Musical Group.
- you are excited whenever an American television show metions
Canada.
- you know what a touque is.
- you design your halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- you live in a house with no front step but yet the door is one
meter from the ground.
- your local paper covers the national news on 2 pages but
requires 6 pages for hockey.
- your know four seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter
and construction.
- you understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
- you perk up when you hear the theme from Hockey Night in
Canada.
- you are in grade 12 not 12th grade.
- "EH" is a very important part of your vocabulary.
- you actually get these jokes and want to send them to your
friends.


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