The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone
about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good
shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he
could recognize any animal's skin by feeling it, and he could
tell what caliber rifle was used to shoot it by locating the
bullet hole. This was a bit too much for the other customers,
and soon a heated argument started.
The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would
put up the drinks, and the bet was on. They blindfolded him and
took him to his first animal skin.
After feeling it for a few moments, he announced, "Springbok."
Then he felt for the bullet hole and declared, "And it was shot
with a .22 rifle." He was right! The others could not believe it
and the argument was even hotter than before. When someone
suggested that he must have peeped, he said that he was prepared
to do it again for another round.
So they blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and
they brought a skin that someone happened to have in the trunk
of his car. He took a bit longer this time and then said,
"Kalahari Lion." Fingering the bullet hole, he added, "The rifle
was a .308." He was right again! This only made the crowd more
curious, and he had to prove his skills over and over again,
every time winning a round of drinks.
Finally he staggered home, bombed out of his mind, and went to
sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he
had one hell of a shiner. So he said to his wife, "Listen, I
know I was drunk last night, but not too drunk to know that I
didn't get into a fight. So where did I get this black eye?" His
wife replied angrily, "From me!" "What did I do?" he asked. She
replied, "You got into bed and put your hand inside my panties.
Then you fiddled around a bit and announced, 'Skunk, killed with
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