Joke Description:
A man in his mid 40s goes to a building site and asks the foreman if he has any job openings.
"Actually, I am a man short," replies the foreman. "Do you have experience?"
"I've worked in construction all my life," the man says, "but I had an accident a few years ago and haven't worked since. To make a long story short, I was working with a large industrial saw when it slipped and, well, it castrated me."
"Ooh," the foreman says, wincing. "That's awful, but you have plenty of experience, so come down tomorrow morning at 10 and I'll get you started."
"Great," replies the man. "But don't I usually see you guys here at nine?"
"Yeah," the foreman says, "but for the first hour we just stand around scratching our balls."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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