Joke Description:
Have you heard of the new Bill Clinton computer?
Six inch hard drive and no memory.
Q : What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?
A: A screwdriver turns in screws, Clinton screws interns!
A reporter asked Clinton one day. "Was Monica lying?"
Clinton responded by saying. "No, she was on her knees."
Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 am?
A: She wants to make sure that she is the first lady.
Q. How many White House Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they are too busy screwing the President.
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.
Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
A: When Hillary is out of town.
Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
- Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Draft will begin production in Canada this year.
- When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."
- If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use?
- Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time...?" Bill Clinton replied, "No. Some begin with 'After I'm elected...'"
- Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
- The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of sh.. that he can't fly.
- Isn't putting Bill Clinton in charge of a trust fund as insane as putting in a draft-dodger as Commander in Chief?
- Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: Integrity, vision, and wisdom.
- Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else."
- Clinton is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
- Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? -the Spread Eagle
- As Air Force One prepares to land, the Captain makes his customary request over the loudspeaker: "Mr. President, would you please return the stewardess to the upright position and prepare to land?"
- Clinton's team of advisors have offered the following defense...Clinton NEVER told Lewinsky to lie in disposition! He told her to lie in THIS position....
- Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% said "Not again."
- The Spelling Bee...Dan Quayle, Frank Gifford and Bill Clinton were in a spelling contest. Unbelievably, Dan Quayle won! He was the only one of the three who knew that 'harass' was one word.
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