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I was proud

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"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement…

Knock KnockWho's there?Theresa!Theresa who?Theresa fly

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Knock KnockWho's there?Theresa!Theresa who?Theresa fly in my soup!

A closed mouth gathers no feet....

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A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Lawyer at beach

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Two lawyers are walking on the beach. A lovely blond woman in a skimpy bikini walks by.Lawyer #1 says, "Boy, wouldn't you like to screw her?…

Rein Him In

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The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning. "Congratulations!" said the cl…

Music rocks not this crap

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I would walk one 500 miles but im to fat to walk a step just to be the man to walk one 1000 miles would take 200 hours

Chain Letter

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This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anyth…

Top 10 Reasons To Study Economics

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1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands." 2. Economists can supply it on demand. 3. You can talk abou…

The policeman

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Q. What did the policeman say to his tummy? A. Your under a vest!!!!

What happened to the

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What happened to the blonde tap dancer? She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Grand Father Clock

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A man sees a beautiful Grand Father Clock in a store and, just has to have it. Unfortunately, it takes all of his cash to pay for it and he cannot af…

In Defnese of Marraige

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? Ronald Reagan - divorced the mother of two of his children to marry Nancy Reagan, who bore him a daughter only 7 months after the marriage. ? Bob…

If you are given two

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If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both.

22 de julio de 1976:

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22 de julio de 1976: Hoy cumplo cinco a?os. Mi mam? me cont? que cuando nac?, el doctor fue a la sala de espera y le dijo a mi papi: "Hicimos …

Women and children

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There was this women and she had 3 triplets While she was having them she got shoot 3 times When they were about 6 the one girl comes down stairs …

Don't arrest the judge

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A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat.H…

Cup of Coffee

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There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma. He had been living with her for some time, and he thought, that with all the wo…

Sherry or Port

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A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp…

Pay Attention

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A small bottle containing urine sat upon the desk of Sir William Osler, the eminent professor of medicine at Oxford University. Sitting before him w…

Typical Man

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How many legs does a chicken have? A. Two. Right Q. And how many wings does a chicken have? A. Yes. Two. right again. Q. Well how many beaks …

Cute Kid

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This is a true story One day as a 6 month pregnant woman was getting ready for her shower her little boy walked in and said, "Mommy, you'…

Yo mama's So Fat

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Yo' mama so fat, when she goes to a stadium, she sits next to everybody!

Tech Support (Classic)

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"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?"…

The Big Shake-up!

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A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the f…

Hubby with vasectomy

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I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla."But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscil…