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Computer bug joke

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? I…

Cool Joke on Smoking Computer Programmer

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warn…

Joke on Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing SCSI: Sys…

Lawyer Jokes on darkest jungle in Africa

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reach…

Kids Joke on Question and Answer

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What did the porcupine say to the …

Computer Joke - You've been programming too long when

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.…