The value of a program
Comedy Joke Title:The value of a program Joke Description: The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. Please submit your F…
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Consultation
Comedy Joke Title:Consultation Joke Description: A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast…
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Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!!!
Comedy Joke Title:Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!!! Joke Description: A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Scienc…
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Wily Old Lady
Comedy Joke Title:Wily Old Lady Joke Description: An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.She told the artist: "Paint me with diam…
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Problems In The Bedroom
Comedy Joke Title:Problems In The Bedroom Joke Description: After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore.…
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Ending It All
Comedy Joke Title:Ending It All Joke Description: An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depa…
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Put it back in the horse!...
Comedy Joke Title:Put it back in the horse!... Joke Description: Put it back in the horse! - H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-&…
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Sex manual
Comedy Joke Title:Sex manual Joke Description: Here's A Concise Sex Manual For Computer Experts: 1. Be user friendly. 2. Take bytes. (nibbles…
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A lifetime of shame
Comedy Joke Title:A lifetime of shame Joke Description: The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual mora…
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New Word Meanings
Comedy Joke Title:New Word Meanings Joke Description: The Washington Post?s Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it…
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Bird Damage
Comedy Joke Title:Bird Damage Joke Description: This guy calls his wife at work and says, "Don't worry I'm fine and the damage is minima…
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Monster Valentine
Comedy Joke Title:Monster Valentine Joke Description: Boy Monster: "Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?" Girl M…
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Yo mamma so nasty
Comedy Joke Title:Yo mamma so nasty Joke Description: yo mamma so nasty, the crabs was bunji jumpimg off the string of her tampon Please submit you…
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Pommersheim's Principle...
Comedy Joke Title:Pommersheim's Principle... Joke Description: Pommersheim's Principle All obvious theorems are true. Keane…
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14 pints of Guinness
Comedy Joke Title:14 pints of Guinness Joke Description: A bloke goes into a pub. The barmaid asks what he wants. 'I want to put my head betwe…
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You're lying
Comedy Joke Title:You're lying Joke Description: Two politicians were carrying on a conversation in a restaurant when all of a sudden, one yelle…
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Pierced ears for pirates
Comedy Joke Title:Pierced ears for pirates Joke Description: How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer! Please submit your F…
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Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
Comedy Joke Title:Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? Joke Description: They both drip when they're screwed. Please submit your Funny …
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Wooden Eye
Comedy Joke Title:Wooden Eye Joke Description: There was a seaman who had a wooden eye because he was a tight mean bastard who refused to pay for a p…
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