jokes on insurance selling

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.…

Resume Mistakes Jokes

These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs. "I am extremely loyal to…

Hot Jokes : Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new computer includes a DVD-ROM…

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Kids Joke on Question and Answer

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What did the porcupine say to the …

Bar Joke - Stages of Drunkeness

0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 - Lager warming up hea…

Glad to be drunk - cool joke

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I'…

Great Joke - Wrong Email

An Illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. Her husband was on a business trip and was planning to meet her …

Jesus and the Robber - Animal Joke

One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, "…

Funny Joke - Why it's better to be a Woman!

Advantages Of Being A Woman 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are …

Funny Joke - Sardar in Train

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend : why? Sardar : Got upper berth. Friend : why didn't you exchange? Sardar : Oy…

highway 75 against the traffic

Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 a…