USA Jokes for Memorial Day

 Here are some jokes for Memorial Day:

• “Why did the soldier bring a ladder to the war? He wanted to reach the rank of high colonel.”
• “What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran.”
• “Why did the soldier wear his uniform to bed? He wanted to wake up in the morning in full battle dress.”
• “What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran.”

I hope you find these jokes funny! 😄