Joke Description:
- I want to spend more time with my blender.
- The man on television told me to say tuned.
- It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
- I'm building a pig from a kit.
- I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
- There's a disturbance in the Force.
- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
- I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
- I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
- I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
- My plot to take over the world is thickening.
- I have to fulfill my potential.
- It's too close to the turn of the century.
- I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
- I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
- I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
- I'm trying to be less popular.
- I have to study for a blood test.
- I have to rotate my crops.
- I prefer to remain an enigma.
- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
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