Joke Description:
Men are like ... LaxativesThey irritate the shit out of you.Men are like ... MascaraThey usually run at the first sign of emotion.Men are like ... Mini SkirtsIf you're not careful they'll creep up your legs.Men are like ... NoodlesThey're always in hot water, they lack taste, and the need dough.Men are like ... Parking SpotsThe good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.Men are like ... WeatherNothing can be done to change them.Men are like ... PlungersThey spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.Men are like ... PopcornThey satisfy you, but only for a little while.Men are like ... PlacematsThey only show up when there's food on the table.Men are like ... SnowstormsYou never know when he's coming, how manyinches you'll get or how long he will last.Men are like ... Used CarsBoth are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.Men are like ... Vacations.They never seem to be long enough.
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