Joke Description:
Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them
there.
St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. But
before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you a couple of questions. Make sure
you tell the truth because if you don't, we'll have to ask you to visit the
beast below. Your answers will also determine what kind of car you will get. You
have to have a car here in heaven because it is so huge!"
St. Peter asked the first man, "How long were you married?"
The guy replied, "24 years."
St. Peter then asked, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The guy said, "Yeah, about 10 times... but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "Yes, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto for you to drive."
The second guy got the same questions from Peter to whom he replied, "I was
married for 41 years and cheated on her only once, but that was during our first
year and we worked it out. I was faithful thereafter."
Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that. Here's a Mercedes SUV for you to
drive."
The third guy said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for
63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"
Peter said, "Now that's what I like to hear! Here's a Jaguar for you to
drive."
A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy
with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see what the
matter was. When they asked him what was wrong he wearily said, "I just saw my
wife and she was on a skateboard!"
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