Computer Joke No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up va…
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Read moreTwo women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home th…
Read moreA completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I'…
Read moreFunny Jokes A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gen…
Read moreAn Illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. Her husband was on a business trip and was planning to meet her …
Read moreLong Long ago in a morning, husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Altho…
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