Wednesday, 11 February 2015

Death is

Comedy Joke Title:Death is
Joke Description:

Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends. Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality. Going the speed of light is bad for your age. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it. History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other. It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. It works better if you plug it in.

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