Joke Description:
I can only please one person per day. today is not your day. tomorrow is not
looking good either.
i love deadlines. i especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go
flying by.
tell me what you need, and i'll tell you how to get along without it.
accept that some days you are the pigeon and most days the statue.
needing someone is like needing a parachute. if he isn't there the first time,
chances are you won't be needing him again.
i don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i thought to
myself, where the f*** is the ceiling?
my reality check bounced.
on the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
i don't suffer from stress. i am a carrier.
you are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste
good with ketchup.
everyone is someone else's weirdo.
never argue with an idiot. they drag you down to their level then beat you
with experience.
a pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.
after any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than
you did before.
the more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
you can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Please submit your Funny / Comedy Jokes via replying to this post. Thank you for visiting to our blog, Have a Good Day!.
Sponsor Advertisement
Hotel Management System Software
Hotel Management System software is a web based system help to manage reservations, roomstays, bookings, guests, folios, invoices and billing etc. The software features include revenue management, booking calendar, guest relationship management, check-in & check-out, invoices and receipts etc...
0 Comments