Joke Description:
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.
How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?
There's white-out all over the screen.
Why did the blonde freeze to death at the drive in movie?
She went to see CLOSED FOR THE SEASON.
Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?
To remind her that "toes go in first."
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
RUN!!! - she's got a grenade in her mouth!
What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in spring training.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
How do you get a blond out of a tree?
Wave
How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?
What's the Blonde's cheer?
" I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette
said, "Oh, look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some
tracks. The first blonde said, "These look like deer tracks."
The other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks!" They
argued for quite a while. In fact, they were still arguing when
the train hit them.
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