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A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession....

Comedy Joke Title:A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession....
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A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.

"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday"

"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.

"Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"

"Do you mean like this??" He touches he arm.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch"

"But father he also touched my breasts"

"You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father, he took off my clothes."

"Like this??" He takes off her clothes.

"Yes father".

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."

"Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.

"Yes father," she says sometime later.

"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father, he has AIDS"

"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"


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