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The Top 12 Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans

Comedy Joke Title:The Top 12 Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans
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12> No Penis = No Problems

11> Bitchy?!? You ain't seen NOTHING yet!

10> I Won't Screw *You*, Either

9> Help Wanted: Male interns

8> Hey, you'd run, too, if *you* were Bill Clinton's wife.

7> Hillary for Senate: Because Bubba's Alimony Just Ain't Gonna Cut It

6> As Portrayed By Emma Thompson!

5> Building a Bridge Away From My Husband

4> C'mon -- Just to Spite Ken Starr

3> Keeping It In My Pants Since 1973!

2> Well *I* Certainly Never Had Sex With That Woman, Miss Lewinsky

1> I Got Your Senate Candidate Right Here!

[ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ]

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