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Screw canoes

Comedy Joke Title:Screw canoes
Joke Description:

Indians capture 3 people they want to kill for skin for a canoe.
An American, a Russian, and a Frenchman. The Indians ask the
Frenchman "How would you like to die?" The Frenchman said "I
want to be hung." So the Indians hang him. They ask the Russian
"How do you want to die?" The Russian said "I want to be
poisoned." So the Indians poison him. Then they ask the
American"How do you want to die?" The American says "I want to
be forked." "What's forked?" asked the Indians. "Give me and
I'll show you." So the American takes the fork and pounds it on
his chest saying "Screw your canoe!"


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