Header Ads Widget

Ticker

6/recent/ticker-posts

Need to Go to the Bathroom

Comedy Joke Title:Need to Go to the Bathroom
Joke Description:

One day I was wating for my train at a train station. All of the
sudden I had a real urge to take a crap. So, I was about to go
to the bathroom when the train came.

On the train I sat next to a really hot guy. He started talking
to me so I didn't go to the bathroom. Then he invited me to go
over his house. I had to say yes.

Once inside his house I gasped, it was HUGE! Then he said he had
to change. Finally, I had a chance to go crap. I looked and
looked for a bathroom but I couldn't find it. Then I turned
around and saw that there was a bathroom about 10 feet away!

I felt so week but I walked and walked to bathroom. When I was 3
feet away from it I saw a dog. It was a big dalmatian showing
off it's fangs. I could't reach the bathroom, so I had to thing
of another idea.

That's when I got the perfect idea! I decided to crap on the
floor and the guy would think the dog did it. So that's exactly
what I did.

2 minutes later the guy came back. He asked me what smelled. I
said that I didn't know (although I did) So we looked around to
see what smelled. We passed the hallway that the dog was by. So
I said "Look! Your dog pooped! That's what smells!" He looked at
me strangely. "That can't be!" "Why?" I asked. "That's a stuffed
animal..." he replied.


Please submit your Funny / Comedy Jokes via replying to this post. Thank you for visiting to our blog, Have a Good Day!.

Sponsor Advertisement


Hospital Management Software

Hotel Management System Software

Hotel Management System software is a web based system help to manage reservations, roomstays, bookings, guests, folios, invoices and billing etc. The software features include revenue management, booking calendar, guest relationship management, check-in & check-out, invoices and receipts etc...

Post a Comment

0 Comments