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Monica Letter

Comedy Joke Title:Monica Letter
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Fresh off of the news wire.....

AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial:

I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I'm getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face.

This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that's when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past and I know what is coming. I will meet this challenge the only way I know how: head on.

I have licked bigger things than this before and I will again. No one will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job was done. I will work non-stop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not be stained by it.

Thank you
Monica Lewinsky


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