Joke Description:
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
? I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
? I'm tired." = I'm tired.
? Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
? Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
? Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
? May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
? Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
? You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
? What's wrong?" = what meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are
you going through now?
? What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
? I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
? I love you." = Let's have sex now.
? I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
? Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
? Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much
different!
? Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
? Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
other guys.
And FINALLY... (While shopping) "I like that one better." = Just pick ANY
dress and let's go home!
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