Joke Description:
One day in school the teacher is giving the class an English lesson. She asks if anyone can give her a sentence with the word 'Lovely' in it twice. All of a sudden little Mary jumps up and says that she has a sentence. The teacher is pleased to see her top pupil being so conscientious and asks her to tell the class. The little girl goes on and says :- "At the week-end the weather was lovely, so my family and I went out to the countryside and had a lovely picnic."
The teacher was most impressed, and asked if anyone else could make a similar sentence. Then from the back of the class, little Jonny the class rascal, shouted out that he had a sentence. The teacher, in a sympathetic tone of voice, said "Oh.. all right then Jonny what is _your_ sentence?"
Jonny went on to say:- "Last night my sister came home and said she was pregnant and our dad said, 'Lovely!!!, Fuckin' Lovely!'
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