Joke Description:
There was a guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts
weights and jogs 6 miles everyday.
One morning, looking in his mirror, he noticed he was sun-tanned
all over...with the exception of his penis...which he readily
decided to do something about.
He went to the beach completely undressed and buried himself in
the sand except for his penis which he left sticking out.
Two little old ladies were strolling on the beach, one using a
cane. Upon seeing this penis sticking out of the sand she began
to move it around with her cane. Remarking to her friend she
said, "there really is no justice in the world." Her friend
asked, "What do you mean?" The cane pusher said while pointing
to the tanning penis...
When I was 20...I was curious.
When I was 30...I enjoyed it.
When I was 40...I asked for it.
When I was 50...I paid for it.
When I was 60...I prayed for it.
When I was 70...I forgot about it.
And now that I'm 80 the damn things are growing wild and I'm too
damn old to squat!!!
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