Joke Description:
There was an Englishman, Scottishman and an Irishman swimming in the sea one day when suddenly they were captured by pirates.
The captain said to them, "Your getting locked up in dungeons for 50 years, but I'll give you something to go in with."
So the Englishman says he wants to go in with booze, so he goes in with his booze.
The Scotsman says he wants some women so he goes in with his women.
Finally, the Irishman wants to go in with cigarettes so he goes in with his cigarettes.
Then 50 years later, the Englishman comes out of his dungeon pissed, the Scotsman comes out with his women and kids, and the Irishman comes out and says, "Got a light?"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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