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Differences between good girls and bad girls

Comedy Joke Title:Differences between good girls and bad girls
Joke Description:

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.

Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls wax their floors.

Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.

Bad girls know they could do it better.

Good girls wear white cotton panties.

Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.

Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

Good girls only own one credit card and rarley use it.

Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls pack their toothbrush.

Bad girls pack their diaphragms.

Goodgirls wear high heels to work.

Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex.

Bad girls think no place is the wrong place.

Good girls prefer the missionary postition.

Bad girls do too, but only for starters.

Good girls say 'no'.

Bad girls say 'when?'


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