Joke Description:
A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she
placed a personal ad that read: Rich Widow Looking for Man to Share Life and
Fortune with the Following Qualifications:
1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing
constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail. None of the men
seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man,
with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who
are you and what do you want?"
? Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams.
I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run
away."
The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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