Joke Description:
Dear [insert screen name here] (if that is your real name),
I regret to inform you that, under a plan for the periodic removal of
unpleasantness from my life, I must terminate our online affair. This
termination takes effect immediately, but only because I could not make it
retroactive. Below, you will find the reasons for this action:
_____ While our cybersex sessions were, for the most part,competent, your
constant use of "brb gotta pee" took some of the romance out of it.
_____ Your use of the term "the ol' cyber ball and chain" to refer to me
has hurt my feelings.
_____ I've found another lover, one who knows the importance of
punctuation.
_____ Certain errors during cyber sessions indicate that you were less
than honest:
_____ You typed: "I remove my bra" when you claimed to be a man.
_____ You typed: "I enter you" when you claimed to be a woman.
_____ You typed your own name at the end.
_____ Your supposedly original scenario, it turns out, is simply page 56
of a Jackie Collins novel.
_____ Your repeated references to animals suggest that you are hiding
something from me.
_____ Your refusal to cyber until I submitted a recent AIDS test suggests
a degree of paranoia that is, simply put, unhealthy.
_____ I finally opened the file with your __ gif __ jpg __ police record.
_____ I have no choice but to comply with the court orders unless I wish
to face stalking charges.
_____ Mommie says I need to spend less time on the computer.
_____ Your mommie called me and yelled at me because of all the time
you're spending on the computer.
_____ I have established a more personal relationship with the Lord, and I
would like to talk to you in great detail about what you can do to
ensure a place in Heaven when the endtimes come. They are closer than
you think.
_____ The fact that you BCC all your love letters to me leaves me feeling
less than special. As in cyber cheating.
_____ I finally read your profile, and the fact that you are only 14
violates the terms of my parole.
_____ I am entering the witness protection program.
Please understand, __ [screen name] and/or __ you misbegotten son of a
bitch__ sir/madam __ mom/dad [for use in West Virginia], that there is
nothing personal in this. We've simply grown apart.
Any additional correspondence you may direct to my attorney,
__ Sincerely,
__ Gleefully,
__ I have to go before the warden calls "lights out,"
__ Uh oh, my Real Life mate is coming up the stairs,
__ Good riddance,
[Name or alias]
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