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Are You A Loser?

Comedy Joke Title:Are You A Loser?
Joke Description:

Top Signs That You ( Or Someone You Know) Is A Real Loser!

1. Your dog would rather play fetch by itself.

2. All the numbers in your little black book start with "1-900."

3. Due to excessive hazing and ridicule, you decided to drop out of the Day Lilly Society.

4. Your ticket was chosen in a raffle, but you'd put it in your mouth and chewed all the numbers off.

5. You're over 10 and still have imaginary friends.

6. Your personal ad reads: "Seeking Anybody."

7. Every time you blow a bubble, you get gum all over your face.

8. You look forward to the dinner time calls from telemarketers.

9. The last time you were invited to a party, you grooved to the lyric, "Put your right foot in, take your right foot out."

10. You spent last summer following around the 2000 Bible Belt Trekkie Convention Tour.


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