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A good wife

Comedy Joke Title:A good wife
Joke Description:

John wakes up after the annual office Christmas party with a splitting headache and cotton-mouth, and is unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After going to the bathroom, he makes his way downstairs, where his wife puts a cup of coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moans, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she says, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You antagonized the entire board of directors and insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an idiot," John says. "Piss on him."

"You did," she replies, "and he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" John says.

"I did," she replies. "You're back at work on Monday."

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman


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