bride tells her husband

Bride tells her husband , "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "…

buy a bra for wife

Bra Shopping A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to b…

who first chicken or eggs

Anybody tell me who birth first ? Chicken or Eggs ? Answer -> if Chicken <--- where chicken came from ? eggs ... Answer -> if eggs <---…

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One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh …

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A joke about Bad Day : There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making…

husband and wife joke

Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of hea…

sardarji why other people running

Two Sardarji went to a sports stadium. First Sardarji : Why are all these people running? Second Sardarji : This is a race, the winner will get t…

Sardar at beach funny joke

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him , " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Ban…

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funny sms on sardarji

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur…

Sardarji Travel with airline and check-in counter

Sardarji cool joke : A porter loaded down with suitcases followed Mr. & Mrs. sardarji the airline check-in counter. As they approached the line,…

sardarji's computer interview

S attended a technical interview for a programmer's job. Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? A. Terms are differen…

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sardar in tamilnadu

One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar. His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence …

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After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buf…

Laloo Yadhav time difference Bihar and Las Vegas

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you t…

A man got 2 wishes from GOD

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment , he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : B…

Laloo Prasad Yadav and Japanese Delegation

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar and he s…

Laloo Jokes on US tour

Laloo returns from a US tour. As he completes his press conference and is about to leave, he goes, "I would like to thank the president of the U…

Sardaji win lottery joke

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. A ngry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Sardarji in race joke

Sardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup, why r others …

Schools joke with Sardarji

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!.

FOOLISH & WISE man with women

A FOOLISH man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Pearly Gates joke on Lawyer

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, …

George Bush Joke on Dress Code

George W. Bush was caught breaking the White House dress code by wearing blue jeans. Bill Clinton responded by saying, " I never broke the dress…

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School joke on Books

TEACHER: Who is your favorite author? PUPIL: George Washington. TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books. PUPIL: You got it. LIBRARIAN: W…

School joke TEACHER and PUPIL

TEACHER: Who is your favorite author? PUPIL: George Washington. TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books. PUPIL: You got it. LIBRARIAN: W…

A wife begins to get a little worried

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pa…

husband finally pulls into the driveway

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pa…

where are we joke

Helllo See... I am going to tell you one Joke wait ha hello ... where are we ? ... Nowhere ... ok fine ...joke ends here

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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. I'm already visualizing the duct…

young and stupid

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. I'm already visualizing the duct…

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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.…

Resume Mistakes Jokes

These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs. "I am extremely loyal to…

Joke with telemarketers

What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only t…

job security questions and answers

The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you. The boss appears at your cubicle an…

Changed HR policies - Office Joke

Casual Fridays: Week 1 - Memo No. 1 Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual att…

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A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out ofthe bar and sto…

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Hot Jokes : Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new computer includes a DVD-ROM…

Dirty Joke Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He order…

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Computer bug joke

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? I…

Cool Joke on Smoking Computer Programmer

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warn…

Joke on Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing SCSI: Sys…

Lawyer Jokes on darkest jungle in Africa

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reach…

Kids Joke on Question and Answer

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What did the porcupine say to the …

Computer Joke - You've been programming too long when

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.…

Is Windows a Virus - Computer Joke

Computer Joke No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up va…

Bar Joke - Stages of Drunkeness

0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 - Lager warming up hea…

Dirty Joke - Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home th…

Glad to be drunk - cool joke

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I'…

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin - Cool Joke

Funny Jokes A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gen…

Great Joke - Wrong Email

An Illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. Her husband was on a business trip and was planning to meet her …

Never Argue With A Woman - Cool Joke

Long Long ago in a morning, husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Altho…

Twinkle twinkle little star - Funny SMS

Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

Funy SMS Jokes

Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control. A memory lasts 4ever, & never doe…

FRIENDS are like stars - Joke By Comedian

A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend another month,another year,another smile,another tear,another wi…

Jesus and the Robber - Animal Joke

One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, "…

Funny Joke - Why it's better to be a Woman!

Advantages Of Being A Woman 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are …

Husband and Wife Joke

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mu…

Sardar Proposed a Girl - Nice Joke

Sardar proposed a Girl . . . Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you' . . . Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you…

Funny Joke - Sardar in Train

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend : why? Sardar : Got upper berth. Friend : why didn't you exchange? Sardar : Oy…

A SARDAR went to a BANK - Funny Joke

A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up. You know why? FORM says " FILL U…

Joke on Internet Start

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a…

Jokes on Word Definations

NEW Different color from previous design ALL NEW Parts not interchangeable with previous design EXCLUSIVE Imported product …

Jokes in Computer Song

Computer Song To be sung with the theme from the Beverly Hillbillys: Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Ted, A poor college kid, …

Computer Viruses

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it t…

highway 75 against the traffic

Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 a…