Bride tells her husband , "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "…
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Read moreOnce there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of hea…
Read moreTwo Sardarji went to a sports stadium. First Sardarji : Why are all these people running? Second Sardarji : This is a race, the winner will get t…
Read moreOne Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him , " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Ban…
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Read moreSardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur…
Read moreSardarji cool joke : A porter loaded down with suitcases followed Mr. & Mrs. sardarji the airline check-in counter. As they approached the line,…
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Read moreAfter having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buf…
Read moreOnce Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you t…
Read moreA man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment , he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : B…
Read moreLaloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar and he s…
Read moreLaloo returns from a US tour. As he completes his press conference and is about to leave, he goes, "I would like to thank the president of the U…
Read moreSardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. A ngry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
Read moreSardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup, why r others …
Read moreA Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!.
Read moreA FOOLISH man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
Read moreA lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, …
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Read moreTEACHER: Who is your favorite author? PUPIL: George Washington. TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books. PUPIL: You got it. LIBRARIAN: W…
Read moreTEACHER: Who is your favorite author? PUPIL: George Washington. TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books. PUPIL: You got it. LIBRARIAN: W…
Read moreA wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pa…
Read moreA wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pa…
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Read moreI like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. I'm already visualizing the duct…
Read moreI like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. I'm already visualizing the duct…
Read moreAirman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.…
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Read moreWhat to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only t…
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Read moreA drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out ofthe bar and sto…
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Read moreSigns Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new computer includes a DVD-ROM…
Read moreA man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He order…
Read moreAll programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? I…
Read moreA man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warn…
Read moreCD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN: It Still Does Nothing SCSI: Sys…
Read moreThe scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reach…
Read moreQ. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What did the porcupine say to the …
Read moreWhen you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.…
Read moreComputer Joke No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up va…
Read more0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 - Lager warming up hea…
Read moreTwo women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home th…
Read moreA completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I'…
Read moreFunny Jokes A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gen…
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Read moreLong Long ago in a morning, husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Altho…
Read moreTwinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Read moreMeeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control. A memory lasts 4ever, & never doe…
Read moreA ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend another month,another year,another smile,another tear,another wi…
Read moreOne night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, "…
Read moreAdvantages Of Being A Woman 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are …
Read moreOne afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mu…
Read moreSardar proposed a Girl . . . Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you' . . . Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you…
Read moreSardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend : why? Sardar : Got upper berth. Friend : why didn't you exchange? Sardar : Oy…
Read moreA SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up. You know why? FORM says " FILL U…
Read moreIn ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a…
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Read moreComputer Song To be sung with the theme from the Beverly Hillbillys: Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Ted, A poor college kid, …
Read moreOPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it t…
Read moreTwo computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 a…
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