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Read moreSardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you."…
Read moreA sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.... =================================…
Read moreA Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter: Woh langra tha.…
Read moreThere's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singi…
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Read moreNew born baby to nurse : Do you have mobile? Nurse : Yes, but why? Baby : Send SMS to God that I reach safely and ask him to send my Girlfriend …
Read moreEach and every Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his…
Read moreOne Day Tom and Jerry were gone to visit Thailand Tom asked Jerry "Will you marry me ?" Jerry Slapped Tom and said "U R CAT and I am …
Read moreAnniversary : When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said , “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all t…
Read moreA married couple have been driving in the country without speaking for half an hour, an earlier argument having led to the frosty atmosphere. As the…
Read moreA Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun g…
Read moreA customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bil…
Read moreHi, Due to recession, I had to leave my Girlfriend (as part of my cost cutting efforts). I need a new one now, so pass on this information to your…
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Read moreMayawati and Lalu were sitting inside a hospital. Mayawati was crying loudly. Lalu asked " Why " ? Mayawati: …
Read moreLaloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other. Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table,…
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Read moresardarji marries a girl. It's the second night after the marriage, when suddenly the silence is broken by the sound of a gunshot from the bedroo…
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Read more2 Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other , "What's the big deal about g…
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Read moreA woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog s…
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Read moreOne day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh …
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Read moreOnce there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of hea…
Read moreTwo Sardarji went to a sports stadium. First Sardarji : Why are all these people running? Second Sardarji : This is a race, the winner will get t…
Read moreOne Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him , " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Ban…
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Read moreSardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur…
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Read moreOne sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar. His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence …
Read moreAfter having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buf…
Read moreOnce Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you t…
Read moreA man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment , he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : B…
Read moreLaloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar and he s…
Read moreLaloo returns from a US tour. As he completes his press conference and is about to leave, he goes, "I would like to thank the president of the U…
Read moreSardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. A ngry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
Read moreSardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup, why r others …
Read moreA Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!.
Read moreA FOOLISH man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
Read moreA lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, …
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Read moreTEACHER: Who is your favorite author? PUPIL: George Washington. TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books. PUPIL: You got it. LIBRARIAN: W…
Read moreA wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pa…
Read moreA wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pa…
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Read moreI like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. I'm already visualizing the duct…
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